Tis The Season

Even though we live in South Florida where it’s 90 degrees out on Christmas Day, I still love the month of December. One of the biggest reasons is that one of my favorite movies of all-time, “Home Alone” can be found on FX at least once a week. If it’s on, I usually won’t turn it off. I can recite almost every line and still use some of the key phrases today, like “Keep the change ya filthy animal!” and “For the kids”. As many times as I have seen the movie, I never saw the actual trailer, probably because I was so young when it came out. I finally watched it for the first time today and now I am sharing this great movie trailer with you. Enjoy!




-Ryan

An Ed Hardy Halloween

This Halloween was an adventure to say the least. We waited until the last minute to think of costumes, but we came up with something so great that we may package it and sell it to Party City next year. We call it the “Ed Hardy Guido Look”, perfected by the Gotti boys and d-bags from Jersey to Miami. Have a look!













Reid designed these shirts himself about 2 hours before we went out…w/ a sharpie. We may retail it for $99 soon.

And jeans for $299

Just to clarify, we do not know Ed Hardy or Christian Audiger personally and have no idea if they are worldclass d-bags or the nicest people in the world. All we know is that the “Ed Hardy” style has been excessively worn out by guys who seem to be a little too in to themselves, muscles, tanning salons, steroids, rhinestones, and pounding vag. Our apologies go out to Ed and Christian.

Explain This Photo

 

 

Every great photo has a story behind it. This one obviously needs some explanation. Enjoy!....

Jane and Pauly G were having the time of their life one fine Friday night in Downtown Ft. Lauderdale. Pauly G was buying Jager bombs for the entire bar while double-fisting Heinekens and grinding on every piece of ass that wal...ked by. After 1 and a half lemon drop shots, Jane was dancing on the bar, "Whoo'ing!" until she became light-headed, telling Pauly G she loved him, and making the "Duck Face" so much that Aflac offered her a job.

Naturally, the party progressed back to Jane's apartment where Pauly G showed her the best 3 minutes of her life before vomiting all over himself and passing out on the floor. The next morning, Jane tried to cover up her embarrassment by claiming she "couldn't remember anything from last night" and promised to "never drink like that again". Pauly G did what any upstanding young gentlemen would do in today's society...Stole Jane's favorite t-shirt and wore it to the club the next night to do it all over again!